Today, after a three-week intersession, I resumed my summer semester at a school that I am attending in New York City. Almost every day of my vacation was spent playing either playing Chrono Trigger on my new DSi or Left 4 Dead 2 until four in the morning because I’m hard like that. The return to getting up at 6:00 AM was jarring, to say the least*. I’m tired. I’m cranky. I despise the world and all that inhabit it. Who would have known that all I needed to get out of this funk was a Flash game, in which I’m able to toss a bicycle-riding father with a child in tow off of a steep hill to watch them explode in a most glorious fashion?