I FINALLY HAVE MY CHANCE!
In an attempt to sell more video games to people who don’t read video game blogs all day (idiots…), Kmart will begin using excerpts from community-written reviews to place alongside their games.
How do you get your lovely gamer prose on the esteemed shelves of Kmart, you ask? Firstly, you must be a member of the MyKmart Club for Gentlemen. Then, you are to construct a helpful, unique, and well-written review intended for gamers and non-gamers alike (mostly non-gamers, because the real bad dudes don’t trust you). So people whose creativity and writing chops max out at, “DUDE THIS GAME IS FLAPPING SICK!” need not apply. Oh well, too bad for me.
A good example lies in the photo at the top (click to expand) of this post. It’s a review of Red Dead Redemption written by Josh. What do you mean, you don’t know who Josh is?
More details within the MyKmart link below.
(MyKmart via The Consumerist)


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